Sunday, March 22, 2009
SMELL MY CHICKEN
We all know that I'm an anal one and am well, pretty picky and tidy. But for some reason, I did not cover my grill this winter. I have no idea what happened. Okay, that's a lie. I actually do know what happened. It snowed before I covered it...then I thought, "SHOOT! I need to get that covered." Then much like the ADD Song, I probably saw a pigeon or smelled bacon until the next storm.
Then I thought, "Oh I DEFINITELY have to cover that grill." Bacon, pigeons...forgot."
I was scared to start that bad boy up this year. Usually, I take the tank off, close it all up and cover it with the nice cover I bought. Nope. This year the tank stayed on, the snow piled up and everything was exposed to intense freezing and thawing.
Guess what? That dude Weber knows his stuff and it worked like a champ and didn't blow up when I lit it. God I love that smell. Excuse me while I stuff my face.
Monday, March 9, 2009
A LITTLE TASTE OF IDAHO
It's so weird to go back to the place you grew up. I always remember the part of Caldwell, Idaho we hung out in as much bigger...but alas, it's small and well - pretty depressing.
I love my parents...a lot. But I won't live back in Idaho. I love my new home of Maine. I should shoot a video of my new home! Ooooo, good idea. And now, get out your Xanax and enjoy.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday to Lincoln!
Both my boys are 10 this week. I tried soooo hard to get them both to pose for a picture, but I think it would be easier to fix the economy.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
JUST ANOTHER SIGN
The party was a hoot, because it was a pizza party where they made pizzas all night and you could bring your favorite topping! The pizza was delicious! It's a great fun idea and there was lots of activity throughout the East End apartment.
So, as I started mingling, I noticed that some people knew me from the radio, some from other parties...
Topics ranged from "What do you do?" to, "How do you know the birthday girl?" to eventually, "When did you quit smoking?"
Then I noticed something...most of the women I was chatting with had quit smoking and were on the verge of menopause. ME TOO! My God! Is that what life has come to? Chats about how much I miss smoking and how I'm a complete loon because of my hormones? Sad, just plain ol' sad.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
AT LEAST THE COPS DIDN'T HAVE TO COME
In November of 2007, I overslept one Thursday morning. They tried to call my cell phone and home phone, but I didn't have the phone in my bedroom plugged in. Plus, I have lived in some heavy traffic areas, and can not sleep without the white noise of a fan. So, fan going + the phone unplugged = call 911.
The police came (this is near 630am now) and pound 28 times on my front door with their billy club (how do I know this? I counted the dents). I finally woke up and staggered downstairs to find my boss on the phone saying, "She's okay!" and a nice officer staring at me like, "This is why I went to the Academy?"
Again, that was 15 months ago. But Friday morning, a morning that I wanted to get into work early - I overslept once again. But this time the phone in my bedroom WAS plugged in (lesson learned) and I got to work as quick as possible! But no shower and out of sorts. For God's sake Lesley Roy came in the studio....look at how awful I look!
I'm the one with the hat and glasses. Yup. That would be my no shower look. I still feel icky from it. Good thing tomorrow is a holiday, cuz I think it will take me until Tuesday to feel normal again. Oh, and I have no idea why I overslept...noooo clue.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
TYPICAL SUNDAY
Wha? Oh sure, I get the schnitzel, but what's with 911??! Well, as I was doing laundry, I went to switch the load from washer to dryer and when I went into the basement I was hit with a VERY strong smell of something wrong! Not sure if it was gas or fire!! I didn't see anything, and sniffed around and then decided, not taking any chances...I called 911.
The nice woman said, "Where is your emergency?" And I like an idiot said, (I'm not making this up either) "My house." She said (dripping in sarcasm by the way) "Welll, I don't know where you live."
Anyway, back to the Fire Dept. They came shortly afterwards, went downstairs (which was made for short people) and immediately thought it was a belt gone bad on my washer, and the smell was burnt rubber. Phew.
By the way, I could not have looked more like garbage with my (again, not kidding) "I Love Sanjaya" t-shirt on and sweats. Good God. And these firemen were so rugged and handsome too. Geesh.
All I can say is:
a) thank God it wasn't a fire and b) thank God I wasn't dying my mustache!
Sunday, February 1, 2009
WHAT'S YOUR BRAIN AGE?
Saturday, January 24, 2009
IDAHO
But I also brought a box of Aunti Anne's Pretzels (please see some previous crazy blog I did in October). We made pretzels and I swear, my father consumed them like a meth crazed junkie! It was really fun.
Now, I don't eat red meat...much. I might have a bite here and there, but I avoid it mostly for health reasons. They know that, but thought they'd ask if they could make prime rib for dinner. Uh, I'm no dummy. Yes please. I made Yorkshire Pudding to go with it and it was a feast fit for a king.
I only had two days with them (the other two days were getting there and getting home). It's a quick visit. Two days is actually perfect. But it is a little sad...
My folks are getting old. They limp more than ever...they sit a lot...they forget even more. The other three kids are either mad at them or have stopped talking to them altogether. It's hard to explain my family. We simply aren't a close bunch...really never have been. Weird. My "adopted" family is crazy close. It escapes me. Anyway, I love my mom and dad despite their many flaws and idiosyncrasies. I have forgiven anything that might make me the fourth and final kid to stop talking to them. And I get a little sad everytime I say good-bye.
That's pretty much my trip. We sat around for two days and ate and chatted...and I watched them smoke. Ya gotta love parents.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS
Monday, January 12, 2009
WHERE'S THE ADVIL
Let me explain. Teddy got me 5 sessions with a personal trainer at The Bay Club (which is right in One City Center...it's a gym). Teddy had used Karen after his house burned down, and his girlfriend skipped town. He swore by her and his new thin self said it all. Soooo, he wanted me to share in his good fortune.
Bastard.
My God. Apparently I am worse off than I thought. Karen had me climbing and pushing and pulling and jumping and sweating and panting and wishing I'd never met Teddy. And it was a short session cuz she blabbed for half an hour. By the way, she's fabulous and I see why Teddy is in love.
Thank God it's only once a week...cuz it will take me a full week to recover. Ughhhhhh!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
NO WAY SAM COULD DO THAT!
KILLER KITTIES!!!
Some people have to get rid of their cats before they bring home a newborn (not the right choice in my mind...but whatever). If people decide to keep their cats, they need to keep them out of the babies room or keep a netting over the crib.
Do you know after I read this, I looked at Sam and Lincoln, my cats (they are 10 by the way in March) a little differently. I wondered, could they actually SMOTHER A BABY!?! Maybe cats are murderous. I know it is amazing I haven't fallen to my death down the stairs at 3am when Sam every morning tries to trip me. It's such a routine I can actually avoid him in my sleep. My God...maybe he could be a child killer.
I'll be sleeping with one eye open tonight...
Sunday, January 4, 2009
IT'S OVER
And a nice breakfast every morning. A poached egg, bacon (turkey bacon...it's close), fruit and a breakfast cake (any sort of breakfast treat like muffin or coffee cake). Just typing out my breakfast for the past 10 days makes me hungry!
I will also miss the 8 hours of sleep - all in a row. Wow, I'm telling ya, there really is something to this sleep thing. It is awesome!! I love it! I woke up this morning around 530am and did some quick math in my head...6 hours sleep. Mmmm, maybe I should try to get another hour. BAM! The next think I know it's 730am and I have drool all over my arm. Ahhhh, another 8 hours.
What the hell was with the drool? Seriously, I had drool all over. Damn, I'm gross. Had to change my shirt I was so grossed out by myself. Now I just think it's funny. Why am I sharing this? THIS is why I shouldn't blog.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
3 MORE MOVIES!
Wow. First off, it is rare a movie makes me want to be a gay man in the 70's....but anyway. What a facinating person this Harvey Milk was. It was a such a well done movie about his life and how he became the first openly gay man in a pretty major office in San Francisco. And mark my words, it will be Sean Penn's first Oscsar win...hands down. He was simply amazing. Brad Pitt was great as Benjamin Button, but Sean Penn was mesmorizing as Harvey Milk. He was awe inspiring.
That movie made me want to be an activist. It was a tie for first place between "Milk" and "Benjamin Button" for what movie I liked best. Then I saw "Slumdog Millionaire." We have a winner.
Now, it may be because I saw it last, but "Slumdog Millionaire" is one of the best movies I've ever seen...period. I realized the thing that has been missing from most movies I see is a great story, and "Slumdog" is a great story. It's about a kid in India who is one question away from winning millions on the Indian version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" He is accused of cheating and in explaining how he knew all the answers, we learn about his life.
I laughed, I cried...I was emotional. It's the kind of movie that sticks with you for a couple of days after...lingering....tugging. I was unable to sleep last night thinking of that movie. Well that and the fact that my Christmas cold finally got here.
So, let's review this rambling blog about movies. Go see:
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
"Milk"
"Slumdog Millionaire" and if you have money and time left over
"Dout"
If you are not completely moved by "Slumdog" well...I don't know what to tell ya. I found it amazing. Now...where's my Nyquil. I like taking it during the day.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
MOVIE REVIEW "BENJAMIN BUTTON"
I loved it! I thought it was soooo good and I couldn't help but think that it had a "Titanic" feel to it. Not in the story at all, but in the grandness of the movie. Love or hate "Titanic", you cannot deny that sucker was a huge grand movie.
"Benjamin Button" has that same feel. It's a beautiful movie, in both the story and the look of the movie. And I don't think I have ever said this before, but Brad Pitt was amazing and perfect for this movie.
I can only hope the other movies I hope see are half as good. (oh Christmas was good too!)
Sunday, December 21, 2008
CAN'T BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM
Monday, December 15, 2008
IT'S HERE! THE AMAZINGT SNOW SCOOP!
I just got it and have to put the wheel on the other side...that cardboard thing is extra blades (yes...I bought extra blades!) Okay everyone...wish for snow!!
Sunday, December 14, 2008
ICE STORM GUILT
I know, I know. I'm sorry. Hell, Teddy STILL doesn't have power! (by the way, he is REALLY sick of all the bad luck).
Everyone I know lost power. I swear, every single person. I haven't said a thing because...well - I have power! I have a shower, I have tv, a computer, fridge, stove...my God I love power. I am not even going to mention how pretty the storm was, cuz that might get me lynched.
I hope to God no one asks me if I lost power...cuz I might be forced to mumble or even lie!
Monday, December 8, 2008
THAT WAS VERY PLEASANT
This year I was certain there would be a less festive feeling in the air because of the economy. I know I did more window shopping than actual purchasing, and I didn't pay full price for anything.
But, the retail workers were amazing. Rose at Burberry's was soooo nice. April at Polo Factory - hello, she's like family now. Even the gang at Horny Toad was above and beyond (would have remembered their name but was entering shopping coma by that point).
I have heard horror stories about how mean customers AND retail workers have been. That's too bad. I even had cramps and could muster up a smile and a "hi". I just don't get why some people have to be douche bags - it's the holiday season for cripes sake! I wanted to give some shout outs to everyone who made my big ol' Freeport shopping day a great, fun day!
Sunday, December 7, 2008
DID I MENTION IT WAS SNOWING?!
Did I mention it was snowing?
Saturday, November 29, 2008
THANKSGIVING 2008
My God...could this photo be more unflattering? And watch the hand Teddy McKay! I don't care if your hours have been cut! I would have to count this Thanksgiving in the top 5!